(subj: new puppy)

My new puppy is ssooo adorable and sweet, a little mouthy but nothing like Rocky, and even though she’s supposedly not housetrained, she went on the newspaper. I swear, we should name her Angel… I wonder if she’s already learned sit, because that’s all she does for any command.

She’s a dark Golden Retriever, her parents are AKC thingummies, and although she doesn’t retrieve, she follows me around, whining when she can’t. I guess she just needs a favorite toy before she finds something worth retrieving.

All she wants is a lot of attention and lotsa lotsa scratching. I’m starting to itch… Hopefully it was the grass I was rolling in when I ambushed her just now…

I decided to try International Club. I hope it’s not so hard to do… (She is so cute… sorry, having a new puppy that’s being very well-behaved (so far) kind of makes me jittery.)

(subj: eye issue)

You don’t know how annoying it is when my eyes start shifting left-right-left-right constantly of their own accord. I can’t focus my eyes, so I have to type by feel, not by sight. 😑…😑…😑

It looks so weird when I can read but the text keeps shifting. I can read, but it makes my eyes ache…

*eyes still shifting for no reason*

AARGH I TRIED THE TRICK I USED WHEN IT STARTED GOING BERSERK IN THE MIDDLE OF SUNDAY SCHOOL LAST YEAR AND IT DOESN’T WORK ANY MORE AND I NEED TO WRITE THIS STUPID LAB AND MY FREAKING EYEBALLS WON’T LET ME HOW ANNOYING CAN IT GET???

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It is 2025 and my eyes have stopped spazzing, thank you very much.

Isn’t it fun to do Russell’s grammar things? It’s even funner when people find out that I was the one who was right, too…

(subj: school pictures)

This is soo nuts… my new ID card… IS IDENTICAL TO MY SEVENTH GRADE ONE… The differences are just that my head’s bigger, I don’t look so much like I’m looking up towards heaven, I’m not wearing the same shirt (but the color looks close), and the background is amber, not grey. I EVEN HAVE THE SAME HAIR LENGTH.

I think my eighth grade picture and sixth grade one are shockingly similar, too… oh, and I look older in my eighth grade one than in this year’s… What is up with my weird school pictures??