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2006/07/22

took this from kimberly… isn’t “basic guidance” pg13? i’m screwing with the ratings.
IF YOU GREW UP IN THE 90’S U GOTTA READ THIS

Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in ’97 doesn’t mean you’re a 90’s kid.

It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90’s just wont cut it.

You’re a 90’s kid if:

You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE”[what?]

You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. [no]

“Miss
Susie had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell ding ding..miss suzie
went to heaven the steamboat went to hell_o operator please give me
number 9 and if you disnconnect me i’ll chop off your behind the
fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, miss suzie sat upon it and
broke her little ass_k me no more questions, i’ll tell you no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies, are in the meadows
the bees are in the park …………………….. miss suzie and her
boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K dark dark dark is like a
movie, movies like a show, show is like a radio and that is all i know.
i know i know my ma and i know i know my pa, i know i know my sister
with the 40 acre bra. i know i know my dog and i know i know my cat, i
never knew my brother was so FAT FAT FAT.” [no ‘ ‘;;]

You remember when Kurt Cobain, 2Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died. [who?]

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. [yeah! yeah!]

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. [oh yeah]

You remember reading “Goosebumps”. [i remember getting too scared to read it in the first place.. same went for harry potter]

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. [not after preschool *cringe*]

You danced to “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. [i remember the name, i don’t remember the song, i don’t remember liking them. so there]

you remember when slap bracelets came out and everyone had one. [actually, no]

You remember the banning of slap bracelets.

You still get the urge to say “NOT” after (almost) every sentence…Not… [NOT. augh no XD]

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record “Your FAVORITE song of ALL time”. [what? i only knew about 1530 KFBK]

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV show. [oh yeah]

Captain Planet. [?????]

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together. And if you were
a girl you always said you were the pink power ranger when the show
first came on. [eh no]

When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who…………and still all ended up being Tommy. [lol i thought it was a boys’ game]

You remember when super nintendo’s became popular. [kinda?]

You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos… but never taped anything funny. [*sigh* darn…]

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3……..and tried to pull the pranks on “intruders”. [not that i could, but not like i didn’t want to…]

the original nintendo was still “the shit”. [huh?]

When you have played and beaten mario brothers/duck hunt. [which is…?]

You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates. [*sigh* i wasn’t ever anywhere unless priscilla brought me]

if you remember when every thing was “da BOMB”. [it still exists.. *cough* “hAemIn is dA bOMb and you know it” *cough*]

when they made the new lunchables so that you could make tacos and pizza!! [*cries* i never got one cuz mom said it was unhealthy.. but it looked so good!!]

“Miss
Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver
buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back” SHE ASKED HER
MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS
PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE.
he jumped so
high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back
back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his
toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show. [say what?

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. [kinda?]

Writing M.A.S.H. notes. (and the twenty different versions of that) [WAIT!!.. waait.. was it a show?]

Making
those little paper fortune things.. and then predicting your life with
them…even tho u always cheating by counting wrong. [no]

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool. [what?]

And You Were Obsessed with either ‘Nsync or Backstreet Boys. But never NEVER both… [lol that was just everyone else… at that era i was like “… who? wait, that one thing… right?” ]

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on “Saved By The Bell”. [the phrase is too common..]

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere. [well, u can bet i wanted a tamagotchi thing]

You haven’t always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. [i don’t know.]

You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles. [i think i heard of it, but my dad controlled what came onto our tv.]

pencils and erasers were the stuff! [ur saying they aren’t???]

All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.) -lol, for one grade at least I had these. [i’m gave my erasers to Hannah..]

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out. [*sob* i wanted that one and that one but they either didn’t have it when we went to buy it or there was only one left, or they changed it.]

You collected those Beanie Babies. [did i mention i know people who still do?]

You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes. [only if priscilla had them.]

You remember when Pokemon was cool (’96 to ’98 or so). [i kind of got obsessed… but when Digimon came i lost interest in that type of anime.]

You
remember when Animaniacs [wait!], Pinky & The Brain, Histeria!, Detention,
Max Steel, Batman/Superman, Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries, The Zeta
Project, Men in Black (cartoon), Generation O, and X-Men were on
kidsWB. [no.. wait, possibly?]

You remember a time before the WB. [no]

You owned a portable tape player. [still do]

If you even know what an original walkman is. [wait.. wait… no?]

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nicklodeon couch. [what couch?]

You watched Rugrats (BEFORE All Grown Up), Hey Arnold, doug funny [read it, and used the cards on Valentine’s day cuz i hated all the other ones *cringe*], care bears, yogi the bear [i have dvd…], hey raco, the jetsons, looney tunes!, ren and stimpy, Pete & Pete, The Adventures of Alex Mack, Allen Strange and Sheby Woo.

barney was still cool and u knew every song on all of his movies and shows [shut up -_-]

Animorphs. [i used to try to read all the books]

You’ve
gotten creeped out by “Are You Afraid of the Dark?” [no]

You know the Macarena by heart. [which is…?]

“Talk to the hand” [*insulted*]

You always said, “Then why don’t you marry it!” [no i didn’t!!! everyone else did it to everyone else!!!]

You went to McD’s to play in the playplace. [my aunt, my cousin (alex), and i went up to rescue a girl once…]

You
remember playing on merry go rounds…at the play ground. -And a jungle
gym and like 20 ft high swings until they removed them!! [what about seesaws?]

You remember dreaming to be on a Nickelodeon game show: Double Dare, Nick Arcade, GUTS, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Fun House, Figure It Out…and you wanted that green ooze to fall on you. [no… wait, green ooze? oooohhhh]

Remember and You Cant Do That On Television where getting slimed first started! [what? huh?]

“Who Loves Orange Soda? Kel Loves Orange Soda.. Yes I doo I doo I doooo00000000000” was the best phrase ever. [WHAT?]

When we were younger:

Before the MySpace frenzy…

Before the Internet & text messaging…

Before Sidekicks & iPods… [i still don’t have any of those things]

Before MIKE JONES… [who?]

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX… [what?]

…Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. [i had homework? i didn’t get anything too tough until 3rd grade.]

When light up sneakers were cool. [i wanted them in preschool!]

When you bought EVERYTHING at Limited Too. [where?]

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. [sure]

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing. [this is where the parents start crying]

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie. [yeah.]

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans. [no]

When 2Pac and Biggie were alive. [who?]

WHEN THE CHICAGO BULLS WERE THE BEST TEAM EVER!! [what?]

Way back.

when it was all about N64. [what?]

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. [it did?]

Who would have thought you’d miss the 90’s so much!!!!!

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. 2006/07/23 05:23

    haha i love that. i am so a 90’s kid. i know 75% of those.. hahaiono all these xanga/myspace crap got kinda boring.. im too lazy to write more. -_-;;

  2. 2006/07/24 03:21

    psh ur too young to be a 90’s kid

  3. 2006/07/26 01:38

    yea sorri but you are too young i am born on 1990’s so i am the first gen 1990’s kid andi recall evirhting on their but bracelets

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