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2005/09/10

My stupid math teacher doesn’t realize that she’s making everyone do graphs about stuff WE DON’T KNOW!  40 is Sketch a graph with APPROPRIATELY LABELED AND SCALED AXES that represents the total amount of food a human consumes over an average lifetime.

Here’s what I got from the dumbdumbdumb internet.

The average human body contains enough: iron to make a 3 inch nail, sulfur to kill all fleas on an average dog, carbon to make 900 pencils, potassium to fire a toy cannon, fat to make 7 bars of soap, phosphorous to make 2,200 match heads, and water to fill a ten-gallon tank.

In a lifetime the average US resident eats more than 50 tons of food and drinks more than 13,000 gallons of liquid.

On average women say 7,000 words per day. Men manage just over 2000.

 The Neanderthal’s brain was bigger than yours is.

 If you are locked in a completely sealed room, you will die of carbon dioxide poisoning first before you will die of oxygen deprivation.

 http://www.freakyanimals.com/facts001.shtml

 http://www.hightechscience.org/funfacts.htm

 The typical American consumespounds of food a day. This equates to 700 pounds a year and about 230 tons of food over a lifetime.

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Sparta/5904/average.htm

And for you people who didn’t check my xanga wen I asked you too… TOO LATE!

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7 Comments leave one →
  1. 2005/09/10 20:21

    And don’t forget that coke burns your insides. w00t!

  2. 2005/09/10 21:24

    what?

  3. 2005/09/11 16:23

    LOL OK a real comment, since you asked so nicely. that’s what you have the internet for. lots of stuff can be found on the internet.

  4. 2005/09/11 22:34

    For that question, I wrote, and I quote, “Huh?”. I didn’t bother the internet. Except when I was trying to find a scientific calculator on the internet, so that I could do the Pythagorean Theorem questions without any work.
    Yes, I know I’m lazy, and I will never learn to do it properly. But it’s not as if you are going to remember that the average human body contains enough iron to make a 3 inch nail when you’re 30.

  5. Anonymous permalink
    2005/09/12 01:05

    those are some interesting facts… ^^ hmm.. did you know mosquitoes have 47 teeth?? 😛 snapple caps are interesting.. LOL

  6. 2005/09/12 20:29

    Whoops forgot to comment this time sorry *ILU*

  7. 2005/09/12 21:20

    interesting… well now we know how pencils your body will provide once you die…..LOL, JK

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